FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
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Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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