there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
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I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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