Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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