I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
