What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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