i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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