i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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