So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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