That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
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