ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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