The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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