You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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