Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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