please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
They have beer where we have blood.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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