i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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