his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
