The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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