I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
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I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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