did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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