Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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