Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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