The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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