I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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