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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.

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• (415): View more from California

  some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.

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• (315): View more from New York

  MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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  AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.

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• (760): View more from California

  BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY

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• (559): View more from California

  I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.

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• (971): View more from Oregon

  He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.

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• (619): View more from California

  But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.

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