Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...