it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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