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  Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow

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• (707): View more from California

  left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen

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• (818): View more from California

  The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!

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• (631): View more from New York

  He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.

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• (408): View more from California

  What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies

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