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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays

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• (607): View more from New York

  I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...

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