Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
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The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?