Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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