Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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