what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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