I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I should be sponsored by Trojan
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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