no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Randomize
