hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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