It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
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