I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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