I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
This house was built for laser tag.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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