He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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