I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I think people are normalizing furries
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