He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
you had me at cake vodka
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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