i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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