Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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