Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
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Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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