More tranny stories later!
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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