I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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