With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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