who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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