shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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