you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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