In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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