I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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