let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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