Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
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I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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