oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review