It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
27 Socially Expected Things That Are The Absolute Worst
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick