I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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