Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
