they need to just BURY HIM!
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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