D3 body, D1 cock
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
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im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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