Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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