I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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