May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
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I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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