his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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