I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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