Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hippo gnu deer
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
