How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize
