Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I love you. Go after that dick
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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