Define "chronic" masturbator.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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